hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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