I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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