love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
