But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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