Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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