this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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