His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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