I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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