butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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