I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
