My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Welp...herpes.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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