i don't like sucking hair
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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