Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
two words: eviction party
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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