Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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