Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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