break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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