That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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