he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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