Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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