He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
