PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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