Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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