Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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