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He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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