Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
not ubering you a puppy
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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