I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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