There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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