so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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