its not stalking. its research.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
