At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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