But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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