So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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