You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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