He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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