Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
