I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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