Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My ass is underappreciated
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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