brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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