I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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