so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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