East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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