You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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