They should really pass out barf bags in church
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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