Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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