somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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