Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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