Do you still have your period?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The adults are the big ones right?
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