i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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