My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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