she was so not down for the gang bang
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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