Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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